The Irish virgin?

In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady, a virgin and very proud of it.


Sensing that her final days were rapidly approaching, and desiring to make sure everything was in proper order when she dies, she went to the town's undertaker (who also happened to be the local postal clerk) to make the proper "final" arrangements.


As a last wish, she informed the undertaker that she wanted the following inscription engraved on her tombstone:


"BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED AS A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN"





Not long after, the old maid died peacefully. A few days after the funeral, as the undertaker/postal clerk went to prepare the tombstone that the lady had requested, it became quite apparent that the tombstone that she had selected was much too small for the wording that she had chosen. He thought long and hard about how he could fulfill the old maid's final request, considering the very limited space available on the small piece of stone.





For days, he agonized over the dilemma. But finally his experience as a postal worker allowed him to come up with what he thought was the appropriate solution to the problem. The virgin's tombstone was finally completed and duly engraved, and it read as follows:





"RETURNED UNOPENED"

The Irish virgin?
Brilliant - magic - excellent - priceless and a Star for you
Reply:hahahhaaa brilliant hun ....pmsl
Reply:Damn, that is silly as hell
Reply:Good one!
Reply:Oldie but Goldie.





Mind you i was led to believe that they wanted to film The Nativity in Ireland.





The plans had to be shelved when they couldn't find Three Wise Men or a Virgin. lol
Reply:Original - lol
Reply:Well he did his best, bless him. LOL LOL LOL LOL
Reply:Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
Reply:hahahahaha!!!! lol
Reply:ha ha ha funny
Reply:Outstanding! That one rates a star.
Reply:Funny. have a star..
Reply:lol,lol,lol.


brilliant, and thanks for sharing.10.
Reply:ha ha ,good one


he DOUBLING as postal clerk brought out the BEST WORDS in him!!!
Reply:HAHAHAHA........Very funny heres a star.
Reply:or virgins (see above)





how did i manage to leave that stone unturned?
Reply:Nice One!! =)
Reply:good 1 skyblue keep them comming...
Reply:Omg too funny lmao....star!
Reply:Love it .. LOL





Could they have had the the nativity in Ireland though - no wise men??
Reply:it as well have been





remained on the virg(e) but not 'in'
Reply:hahaha


good one
Reply:hehehe, not a strike there then, pmsl at that one hun





have a star





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Reply:HA HA Why was she Irish ?
Reply:Brilliant!


Thanks for putting a smile on my face :)
Reply:Hahahahahaaaaaa, liked that one mate.
Reply:Wheres the Punch Line :S





Sorry that was crap