Funny or not?

In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone:





"Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin."





Not long after, the old maid died peacefully, and the undertaker told his men what the lady had said. The men went to carve it in, but as the lazy no-goods they were, they thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long. They simply wrote: "Returned unopened."

Funny or not?
Another good one, your jokes are always funny
Reply:ha ha ha ha
Reply:Not the best from you....
Reply:nice one
Reply:lol great one lol 10/10
Reply:Cute!
Reply:They could have written... Seal Intact !!
Reply:Yea but i dont get it kinda
Reply:8/10
Reply:to funny
Reply:Funny
Reply:very good x x
Reply:Its funny
Reply:Keep it up
Reply:This joke was hilarious i liked it cuz it reminded me of my grandma she was a vigin till death. ......... hahahahaha thats not even possible if shes my grandma!!!
Reply:no this is not funny its stupid!
Reply:haha that was a bit funny
Reply:ok
Reply:lmfao!!!
Reply:Mildly funny.
Reply:funny funny
Reply:2 out of 10
Reply:funny
Reply:could have put on it return to sender unable to be opned but yours was good a got a chucle out of it
Reply:funny.as always :-)
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THATS 144 laughs
Reply:That's so witty! ^. ^
Reply:♥ ♥ worth a smile ♥ ♥
Reply:just like my wife 10/10
Reply:NOT!!!
Reply:yep it funny (it kinda stupid but the engravers are still correct "UNOPENED")

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