Funny or not?

In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone:





"Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin"





Not long after, the old maid died peacefully, and the undertaker told his men what the lady had said. The men went to carve it in, but as the lazy no-goods they were, they thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long. They simply wrote:





Returned unopened

Funny or not?
woo-hoo-made me laugh-ill star yo9u !! xx
Reply:Well... I did crack a faint smile.
Reply:heheheheh!! That is a good one!!!
Reply:It was tasteless the first time I read it (so many years ago), now it's just cruel.
Reply:That'll be put on mine!! Lol





Loved it *





Tink xxx
Reply:nice one tho not many go that way
Reply:eh....its ok
Reply:It is funny ......even though I don't really laugh at sex jokes.


:P
Reply:that wasn't that funny
Reply:eh...it was aiiiiight.
Reply:haha, nice one, keep your jokes posting! :)
Reply:Can`t say it wasn`t funny - yes it was good. lol
Reply:Not as funny as a bunny was pooping in the woods when he looked over and saw a bear pooping next to him. The bear said, " sorry for staring,but, I was wondering, does your poop stick to your fur when you poop?" The bunny , annoyed, replied, "certainly not!" With that being said the bear grabs the bunny and wipes his bear butt with him. }: )
Reply:that was pretty good..
Reply:= D that was great.


Made my day.
Reply:That´s a better 1 your starting to warm up now
Reply:Typical irish men, very good, keep em coming
Reply:not a lot of them goin around 10/10
Reply:funny

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