SEXUALLY EXPLICIT JOKE: HOT French Maids...Sisters getting it on!?

There were 2 old-maid sisters... both virgins. It's Friday night and Gladys looks at Betty and says, "I'm not going to die a virgin... I'm going out and I'm not coming home 'til I've been laid!!"





Betty says, "Well, make sure you're home by 10 so I don't worry about you."





10 o'clock rolls around and there's no sign of Gladys... 11 o'clock...12 o'clock...





Finally about 15 after 1 the front door flys open. In runs Gladys... straight to the bathroom.





Betty goes and knocks on the door, "Are you okay, Gladys??"





No answer, so she opens the door and there sits Gladys with her panties around her ankles, legs spread, and her head stuck between her legs looking at herself.





"What is it, Gladys??? What's wrong?" asks Betty.





"Betty, it was 10 inches long when it went in... and 5 when it came out. When I find the other half you're gonna have the time of your life!!!"

SEXUALLY EXPLICIT JOKE: HOT French Maids...Sisters getting it on!?
Ooouu!! LOL. LOL. LOL. LOL. That's a 10 !





Hilarious Joke! Thank you for the laughter. I sure needed it today!





Have a really great day!
Reply:really good one. ha ha ha.
Reply:Hi, citizen, this is not fair, why you did leave the other half...


.......hahaha.....good....very good....hahaha
Reply:interesting
Reply:That was pretty cute. You brightened my day!
Reply:hey not bad at all
Reply:LOL!!! Thanks for the laugh (again)!
Reply:funny, very funny...hehehehe





Did the remaining 5" came out?..haha
Reply:That's a good one! Thanks
Reply:that was really funny
Reply:i laughed out loud ugh
Reply:the lady's got a 5" thing stuck in there and u're making fun about that?? how rude ;] good one
Reply:lol
Reply:hilarious...so if she found the 5 inches u thnk she would share so here sis doesnt die a virgin?





Broc
Reply:funny, ty tyvm, so darn funny ;0





this is what happens when your


not taught about sex properly
Reply:HILARIOUS!!!
Reply:hey top quality joke - not heard that one B4
Reply:1-10


i give you a 6 it was a good effort. jaja.
Reply:LMAO Funny _ I needed a laugh so thanks for your brainstorm.
Reply:hahahahahahaha, that is sooooooooooo funny.