Mildred worries she will be an old maid. Will millimeter husband?

Could millimeter husband at a yard sale? Will he ruler heart? I knew a woman of the evening who metrics while walking by the bus station. Will the distance between them be too great, or will they inch a little closer as time goes by. Mildred may just have a hard time finding a man who measures up. Her first boyfriend may be the yardstick to whom she compares all others against.

Mildred worries she will be an old maid. Will millimeter husband?
She metric- but did he measure up and will he go the distance? She will metre guy one day- but will he go the extra mile with her?
Reply:if not a husband, maybe ms Mill just needs a thrill!
Reply:hahahahaha
Reply:Oh! Will Millie Meet Her Husband?


LOL. That was a nice one
Reply:WAHAHAHAHA!!! I didnt get that at first but when I did that was funny!!!
Reply:LOL That was great!!!!
Reply:Like the word-play. Here's one for you:


Owen Moore went out one day,


Owin' more than he could pay.


Owen Moore came back one day...


Owin' more.
Reply:haha... that is interesting...
Reply:Thank you--that was cute. lol
Reply:Yes, she'll sign up with a dating service, and a nice man will be centimeter. (Sent to meet her.)





Unfortunately, on their wedding night, Millie will discover another "centimeter" on her new husband. She will regret not marrying the "foot" doctor.
Reply:She was given the choice of hunting for food or finding a man.





That's right would she ....kilometer husband ?





But then when she saw her man's ..millimeter... she went back to hunting.