When you think about when you are old..?

What will you look like?





I'm going to be a wrinkly, crumply, vinegar smelling old maid with dentures and dreadlocks. All the bingo men will want me.. oh yeah

When you think about when you are old..?
I'm going to be one of those strange eccentric old gentlemen who sits in the park and talks to the pigeons.
Reply:me
Reply:i'm going to be a wrinkled man with bling blings dressed in a long satin robe and in wheel chairs surrounded by cute chicks. why? coz' i'll be the next hugh hefner.
Reply:On aging from "As You Like It"





JAQUES :





All the world's a stage,


And all the men and women merely players:


They have their exits and their entrances;


And one man in his time plays many parts,


His acts being seven ages. At first the infant,


Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms.


And then the whining school-boy, with his satchel


And shining morning face, creeping like snail


Unwillingly to school. And then the lover,


Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad


Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then a soldier,


Full of strange oaths and bearded like the pard,


Jealous in honour, sudden and quick in quarrel,


Seeking the bubble reputation


Even in the cannon's mouth. And then the justice,


In fair round belly with good capon lined,


With eyes severe and beard of formal cut,


Full of wise saws and modern instances;


And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts


Into the lean and slipper'd pantaloon,


With spectacles on nose and pouch on side,


His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide


For his shrunk shank; and his big manly voice,


Turning again toward childish treble, pipes


And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all,


That ends this strange eventful history,


Is second childishness and mere oblivion,


Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.





Shakespeare!
Reply:I'm OLD!!!! Hell, I'm Surprised I Haven't Turned Into A "Mall Walker"!!!!!
Reply:I think I'm gonna look like me combined with a raisin. I will probably pretend to be senile and mess with the young folks mind. I'm gonna live old, but I'm gonna die young.
Reply:I would look, Old of course(not looking foward to it) and classic, hope to fix myself, be presentable, and like those cute old grandma's you see on cartoons! %26amp; very important sweet!
Reply:im going ot look as good as i do now! even though im a tall skinny blonde...ewww...im going to be ugly
Reply:you forgot to mention that you won't be able to get a date off a calendar, and even the dildos will implode rather than come in contact with you.
Reply:I think I will be a successful woman who will be divorced several times, and be living in a beautiful house with a 25 year old husband, when im like 70! =]
Reply:I hope I'll wont be anything you will be lol...jk
Reply:Those bingo guys are hot! I'll be right next to you shouting bingo!
Reply:I don't even want to go there.
Reply:when i think about when i am old when i will be old and not now
Reply:Bingo! :-)





At least you didn't say you'd have a million cats.
Reply:I pretty much know that I will still look identical to my mom when she was whatever age I am. Not a bad thing. She a beautiful, slender Italian women that looks younger then her age. I'm looking forward to that :)
Reply:Ill probably be wrinkly but still pretty and ofcourse ill be wearing my makeup and channel perfume and rollers in my hair.....just a typical old lady
Reply:LOL IM OLD! I HATE BINGO!
Reply:hahaha yeah i have thought about it before and i dont know.... its weird to think about getting old
Reply:I'll be hoe!!