There were 2 old-maid sisters... both virgins had a little problem?

It's Friday night and Gladys looks at Betty and says, "I'm not going to die a virgin... I'm going out and I'm not coming home 'til I've been laid!!" Betty says,





"Well, make sure you're home by 10, so I won't worry." 10 o'clock rolls around and there's no sign of Gladys.. 11 o'clock... 12 o'clock... Finally about 15 after 1 the front door flies open. In runs Gladys... straight to the bathroom.





Betty goes and knocks on the door, "Are you okay, Gladys?" No answer, so she opens the door and there sits Gladys with her panties around her ankles, legs spread, and her head stuck between her legs looking at herself. "What is it, Gladys?





What's wrong?" asks Betty.





"Betty, it was 10 inches long when it went in... and 5 when it came out. When I find the other half you're gonna have the time of your life!!"





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There were 2 old-maid sisters... both virgins had a little problem?
I really love that one, attaboy Willy!!!!


Yea!!!


Glad your feelin' better dear;)
Reply:you probably heard this but all your fans maybe didn't;


The gig was over and the blues club was almost deserted. the grizzled old tenor sax man was relaxing, having a drink, when a gorgeous redhead came in thru the door. she walked over to the musician, looked deep into his eyes...


"i heard you play earlier tonight, but after i left i just had to come back and tell you that you touched my soul. every note you played reached me in a personal and emotional way that i haven't felt in years. i want to take you home with me, cook for you, pamper you, and make love until we're both exhausted."


the musician met her gaze , then asked,


"did you catch the first or the second set?"
Reply:haha... that took me a while
Reply:LOL. LOL. Oh, yes, indeedy. LOL. LOL.
Reply:lol, Stupid old (ex)virgin!
Reply:I don't get it.....
Reply:HILARIOUS!!!