thouhg he dumped her as a girlfriend over 20 years ago. Since then , he has go out with at least 3 steady girlfriends including me. i lived with him for 6 years. She lives across the street and saw me living with my ex boyfriend for 6 years. During the 6 years, she was always in his face. Now that she is old and fat, he claims he does not want anything to do with her. Yet they still talk to each other. When we broke up last year in 2005, he has dated other women, but still sees me once and awhile,may once a week. He dated a 33 yrr old girl young enough to be his daughter, but he claims he dumped her becz she was wild and a hoe.Now he wants me back just for the sex. Should I still see him becz I am a young looking 54 year and I can get younger men(20s,30s,40s,50s) than my 63 ex boyfriend, I really do not need the aggravation of a three way love affair between myself,my old 63 exboyfriend, and his old 63yr exgirlfriend. It sort of ridicule. He is not going to get rid the old maid.
My 63 yrold exboyfrnd has a 62 yr neighor running after him the past 25 years. She will not quit doing this al
You are suppose to be how old. You sound like you are about 12. How come you are so full of yourself. Get a LIFE and GROW UP.
Reply:way too much going on here with you ! Just sit back and decide whay you really want ! if you don't want the agrevation then find yourself another man , Just as easy as pie
Reply:lol u should fight the old hag and put it on ebaumsworld
but more seriously if you can get a 20 year old guy and ur 50 somthin why the hell would you want a guy who needs viagra just so he doesnt pee on his shoes?
Reply:Your best bet is to hook up wid them younger men, at least they will take care of u in your old age.
Reply:You're too old for all the drama(i'm not trying to offend you), you're better off with out him and the added stress in your life. Get you a younger man or whoever you want and leave this man and his ex girlfriend alone.
Reply:Get rid of him. You don't need him and all his baggage. You can find a man that that will love you for yourself and not just for sex. Trust me .there are a lot of men out there looking for love.
Reply:I;m not sure on this one can u handle being just a piece of botty if so then this may be whats right for u but if u still care its best to just leave him alone because would u want to be the girl hes dating and know he has another on the side? ~Sam~
Reply:wow that's too much drama to deal with buddy!
Reply:Wow, what a soap opera. Drop the old geezer and move on. He obviously doesn't respect you.
Reply:You know the situation. Do what makes you the happiest.
Reply:I do feel that at this point in your life, there are other things for you to focus on. Drop that guy and play the field a little. You'll be surprised at how much fun you'll have and you won't even want to be bothered with him. Trust me. Been there done that.
Reply:Well I think you answered your own question. Its not worth the aggravation. Plus why does he get to make all the rules ?
Reply:Kick him to the curb sista... and be on wicha bad *ss self!
Reply:Good greif!
Friday, May 21, 2010
The Irish virgin?
In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady, a virgin and very proud of it.
Sensing that her final days were rapidly approaching, and desiring to make sure everything was in proper order when she dies, she went to the town's undertaker (who also happened to be the local postal clerk) to make the proper "final" arrangements.
As a last wish, she informed the undertaker that she wanted the following inscription engraved on her tombstone:
"BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED AS A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN"
Not long after, the old maid died peacefully. A few days after the funeral, as the undertaker/postal clerk went to prepare the tombstone that the lady had requested, it became quite apparent that the tombstone that she had selected was much too small for the wording that she had chosen. He thought long and hard about how he could fulfill the old maid's final request, considering the very limited space available on the small piece of stone.
For days, he agonized over the dilemma. But finally his experience as a postal worker allowed him to come up with what he thought was the appropriate solution to the problem. The virgin's tombstone was finally completed and duly engraved, and it read as follows:
"RETURNED UNOPENED"
The Irish virgin?
Brilliant - magic - excellent - priceless and a Star for you
Reply:hahahhaaa brilliant hun ....pmsl
Reply:Damn, that is silly as hell
Reply:Good one!
Reply:Oldie but Goldie.
Mind you i was led to believe that they wanted to film The Nativity in Ireland.
The plans had to be shelved when they couldn't find Three Wise Men or a Virgin. lol
Reply:Original - lol
Reply:Well he did his best, bless him. LOL LOL LOL LOL
Reply:Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
Reply:hahahahaha!!!! lol
Reply:ha ha ha funny
Reply:Outstanding! That one rates a star.
Reply:Funny. have a star..
Reply:lol,lol,lol.
brilliant, and thanks for sharing.10.
Reply:ha ha ,good one
he DOUBLING as postal clerk brought out the BEST WORDS in him!!!
Reply:HAHAHAHA........Very funny heres a star.
Reply:or virgins (see above)
how did i manage to leave that stone unturned?
Reply:Nice One!! =)
Reply:good 1 skyblue keep them comming...
Reply:Omg too funny lmao....star!
Reply:Love it .. LOL
Could they have had the the nativity in Ireland though - no wise men??
Reply:it as well have been
remained on the virg(e) but not 'in'
Reply:hahaha
good one
Reply:hehehe, not a strike there then, pmsl at that one hun
have a star
xxxxxxxxxxxx
Reply:HA HA Why was she Irish ?
Reply:Brilliant!
Thanks for putting a smile on my face :)
Reply:Hahahahahaaaaaa, liked that one mate.
Reply:Wheres the Punch Line :S
Sorry that was crap
Sensing that her final days were rapidly approaching, and desiring to make sure everything was in proper order when she dies, she went to the town's undertaker (who also happened to be the local postal clerk) to make the proper "final" arrangements.
As a last wish, she informed the undertaker that she wanted the following inscription engraved on her tombstone:
"BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED AS A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN"
Not long after, the old maid died peacefully. A few days after the funeral, as the undertaker/postal clerk went to prepare the tombstone that the lady had requested, it became quite apparent that the tombstone that she had selected was much too small for the wording that she had chosen. He thought long and hard about how he could fulfill the old maid's final request, considering the very limited space available on the small piece of stone.
For days, he agonized over the dilemma. But finally his experience as a postal worker allowed him to come up with what he thought was the appropriate solution to the problem. The virgin's tombstone was finally completed and duly engraved, and it read as follows:
"RETURNED UNOPENED"
The Irish virgin?
Brilliant - magic - excellent - priceless and a Star for you
Reply:hahahhaaa brilliant hun ....pmsl
Reply:Damn, that is silly as hell
Reply:Good one!
Reply:Oldie but Goldie.
Mind you i was led to believe that they wanted to film The Nativity in Ireland.
The plans had to be shelved when they couldn't find Three Wise Men or a Virgin. lol
Reply:Original - lol
Reply:Well he did his best, bless him. LOL LOL LOL LOL
Reply:Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
Reply:hahahahaha!!!! lol
Reply:ha ha ha funny
Reply:Outstanding! That one rates a star.
Reply:Funny. have a star..
Reply:lol,lol,lol.
brilliant, and thanks for sharing.10.
Reply:ha ha ,good one
he DOUBLING as postal clerk brought out the BEST WORDS in him!!!
Reply:HAHAHAHA........Very funny heres a star.
Reply:or virgins (see above)
how did i manage to leave that stone unturned?
Reply:Nice One!! =)
Reply:good 1 skyblue keep them comming...
Reply:Omg too funny lmao....star!
Reply:Love it .. LOL
Could they have had the the nativity in Ireland though - no wise men??
Reply:it as well have been
remained on the virg(e) but not 'in'
Reply:hahaha
good one
Reply:hehehe, not a strike there then, pmsl at that one hun
have a star
xxxxxxxxxxxx
Reply:HA HA Why was she Irish ?
Reply:Brilliant!
Thanks for putting a smile on my face :)
Reply:Hahahahahaaaaaa, liked that one mate.
Reply:Wheres the Punch Line :S
Sorry that was crap
Here's a celibacy joke.?
In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady, a virgin and very proud of it. sensing that her final days were rapidly approaching, and desiring to make sure everything was in proper order when she dies, she went to the town's undertaker (who also happened to be the local postal clerk) to make proper "final" arrangements. As a last wish, she informed the undertaker that she wanted the following inscription engraved on her tombstone:
‘BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED AS A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN"
Not long after, the old maid died peacefully. A few days after the funeral, as the undertaker--postal clerk went to prepare the tombstone that the lady had requested, it became quite apparent that the tombstone that she had selected was much too small
for the wording that she had chosen. He thought long and hard about how he could fulfil the old maid's final request, considering the very limited space available on the small piece of stone. For days, he agonized over the dilemma. But finally his experience as a postal worker allowed him to come up with what he thought was the appropriate solution to the problem.
The virgin's tombstone was finally completed and duly engraved, and it reads as follows:
"RETURNED UNOPENED."
Here's a celibacy joke.?
had me roaring with laughter, {and i am in the library.}
Reply:hahaha
Reply:Warranty seal intact.
Reply:nice.lol
Reply:good 1
Reply:Ha ha ha.!!!
Now that is Funny.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!
Reply:nice one
Reply:lol! loved it!
Reply:yes ha ha a good one.
Reply:I dont get it.
Reply:haha very good have a star for making me smile
Reply:he he he
Reply:hehe
Reply::D lol!
‘BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED AS A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN"
Not long after, the old maid died peacefully. A few days after the funeral, as the undertaker--postal clerk went to prepare the tombstone that the lady had requested, it became quite apparent that the tombstone that she had selected was much too small
for the wording that she had chosen. He thought long and hard about how he could fulfil the old maid's final request, considering the very limited space available on the small piece of stone. For days, he agonized over the dilemma. But finally his experience as a postal worker allowed him to come up with what he thought was the appropriate solution to the problem.
The virgin's tombstone was finally completed and duly engraved, and it reads as follows:
"RETURNED UNOPENED."
Here's a celibacy joke.?
had me roaring with laughter, {and i am in the library.}
Reply:hahaha
Reply:Warranty seal intact.
Reply:nice.lol
Reply:good 1
Reply:Ha ha ha.!!!
Now that is Funny.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!
Reply:nice one
Reply:lol! loved it!
Reply:yes ha ha a good one.
Reply:I dont get it.
Reply:haha very good have a star for making me smile
Reply:he he he
Reply:hehe
Reply::D lol!
Funny or not?
In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone:
"Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin"
Not long after, the old maid died peacefully, and the undertaker told his men what the lady had said. The men went to carve it in, but as the lazy no-goods they were, they thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long. They simply wrote:
Returned unopened
Funny or not?
woo-hoo-made me laugh-ill star yo9u !! xx
Reply:Well... I did crack a faint smile.
Reply:heheheheh!! That is a good one!!!
Reply:It was tasteless the first time I read it (so many years ago), now it's just cruel.
Reply:That'll be put on mine!! Lol
Loved it *
Tink xxx
Reply:nice one tho not many go that way
Reply:eh....its ok
Reply:It is funny ......even though I don't really laugh at sex jokes.
:P
Reply:that wasn't that funny
Reply:eh...it was aiiiiight.
Reply:haha, nice one, keep your jokes posting! :)
Reply:Can`t say it wasn`t funny - yes it was good. lol
Reply:Not as funny as a bunny was pooping in the woods when he looked over and saw a bear pooping next to him. The bear said, " sorry for staring,but, I was wondering, does your poop stick to your fur when you poop?" The bunny , annoyed, replied, "certainly not!" With that being said the bear grabs the bunny and wipes his bear butt with him. }: )
Reply:that was pretty good..
Reply:= D that was great.
Made my day.
Reply:That´s a better 1 your starting to warm up now
Reply:Typical irish men, very good, keep em coming
Reply:not a lot of them goin around 10/10
Reply:funny
Electrical
"Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin"
Not long after, the old maid died peacefully, and the undertaker told his men what the lady had said. The men went to carve it in, but as the lazy no-goods they were, they thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long. They simply wrote:
Returned unopened
Funny or not?
woo-hoo-made me laugh-ill star yo9u !! xx
Reply:Well... I did crack a faint smile.
Reply:heheheheh!! That is a good one!!!
Reply:It was tasteless the first time I read it (so many years ago), now it's just cruel.
Reply:That'll be put on mine!! Lol
Loved it *
Tink xxx
Reply:nice one tho not many go that way
Reply:eh....its ok
Reply:It is funny ......even though I don't really laugh at sex jokes.
:P
Reply:that wasn't that funny
Reply:eh...it was aiiiiight.
Reply:haha, nice one, keep your jokes posting! :)
Reply:Can`t say it wasn`t funny - yes it was good. lol
Reply:Not as funny as a bunny was pooping in the woods when he looked over and saw a bear pooping next to him. The bear said, " sorry for staring,but, I was wondering, does your poop stick to your fur when you poop?" The bunny , annoyed, replied, "certainly not!" With that being said the bear grabs the bunny and wipes his bear butt with him. }: )
Reply:that was pretty good..
Reply:= D that was great.
Made my day.
Reply:That´s a better 1 your starting to warm up now
Reply:Typical irish men, very good, keep em coming
Reply:not a lot of them goin around 10/10
Reply:funny
Electrical
Did you hear about?
In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone:
"Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin"
Not long after, the old maid died peacefully, and the undertaker told his men what the lady had said. The men went to carve it in, but as the lazy no-goods they were, they thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long. They simply wrote:
Returned unopened
Did you hear about?
That is a sad (tearful) joke. poor old lady!
Reply:ha ha 8/10
Reply:now thats more like it ha ha
Reply:ha ha ha ha lol
Reply:Very funny.
"Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin"
Not long after, the old maid died peacefully, and the undertaker told his men what the lady had said. The men went to carve it in, but as the lazy no-goods they were, they thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long. They simply wrote:
Returned unopened
Did you hear about?
That is a sad (tearful) joke. poor old lady!
Reply:ha ha 8/10
Reply:now thats more like it ha ha
Reply:ha ha ha ha lol
Reply:Very funny.
I'm so depressed and jealous...any tips?
I've been to 4 weddings over the past 2 years. And I just found out that my brother (20 years old) just got married last month. I'm 23, and everyone's getting married but me.
I haven't even been none of the men I dated 4 years ago even had marriage on the mind. %26amp; about 4 years ago after I made my celibacy vow, many men said some harsh things to me. Like, "no man is going to marry you or even want you if you don't put out." and "this is the 21st century, people don't do that any more."
I'm beginning to think that i'll die an old maid as they used to say.
Nothing but immature guys and old men approach me. I'm so jealous that just about all the girls I grew up with are married, and not me. And this is making me miserable.
I don't want to break my vow, because I swore to God.
is there any hope? and if not is there anything that can be done to make me stop feeling like this?
I'm so depressed and jealous...any tips?
oh my, you are only 23..you are still very young and you have a whole lot of years ahead of you. Many people like to rush things, and usually it never works out. Just keep in mind that what you are doing is great, and believe it or not, many man out there have more respect for a female who doesn't put out, its worth the wait. Don't feel depressed or jealous, good things comes to those who wait. God's time is the best time!
Reply:I don't really believe in the whole waiting to have sex before marriage thing, but hey if you do then don't give up, am sure there is someone out there for you, someone who will love you enough to respect and to wait, just be patient. Remember everything happens for a reason, you never know if the right man for you it's right around the corner. Good luck ^-^
Reply:don't worry, its ok. most of them are just horny guys. some of which are very common in the 21st century as well, eventually you will find someone that doesn't think that making a celibacy vow is dumb, and will be understanding. after a few mistakes I've made up my mind to kinda have a celibacy vow... in a way.. because of some harsh mistakes that I've made. I feel ya...
Reply:i know exactly how you feel. My cousin just got remarried and a friend of mine is getting remarried. Im like crap i cant even get a girlfriend
all i can have is have faith you will find your prince charming
I haven't even been none of the men I dated 4 years ago even had marriage on the mind. %26amp; about 4 years ago after I made my celibacy vow, many men said some harsh things to me. Like, "no man is going to marry you or even want you if you don't put out." and "this is the 21st century, people don't do that any more."
I'm beginning to think that i'll die an old maid as they used to say.
Nothing but immature guys and old men approach me. I'm so jealous that just about all the girls I grew up with are married, and not me. And this is making me miserable.
I don't want to break my vow, because I swore to God.
is there any hope? and if not is there anything that can be done to make me stop feeling like this?
I'm so depressed and jealous...any tips?
oh my, you are only 23..you are still very young and you have a whole lot of years ahead of you. Many people like to rush things, and usually it never works out. Just keep in mind that what you are doing is great, and believe it or not, many man out there have more respect for a female who doesn't put out, its worth the wait. Don't feel depressed or jealous, good things comes to those who wait. God's time is the best time!
Reply:I don't really believe in the whole waiting to have sex before marriage thing, but hey if you do then don't give up, am sure there is someone out there for you, someone who will love you enough to respect and to wait, just be patient. Remember everything happens for a reason, you never know if the right man for you it's right around the corner. Good luck ^-^
Reply:don't worry, its ok. most of them are just horny guys. some of which are very common in the 21st century as well, eventually you will find someone that doesn't think that making a celibacy vow is dumb, and will be understanding. after a few mistakes I've made up my mind to kinda have a celibacy vow... in a way.. because of some harsh mistakes that I've made. I feel ya...
Reply:i know exactly how you feel. My cousin just got remarried and a friend of mine is getting remarried. Im like crap i cant even get a girlfriend
all i can have is have faith you will find your prince charming
Last Joke for the day,,,,hahaha or boo!!!??? Star for hahaha pls?
Hubby: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.Why?
Wife: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Hubby: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Wife: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
______________________________________...
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well, that's because we aren't married yet!
______________________________________...
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap!
______________________________________...
Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"
Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: "What? At 2 a.m.?!"
Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."
______________________________________...
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
" Honey, "the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!"
______________________________________...
Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
______________________________________...
"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.
"Terrible! "the roommate answered." He showed up his 1932 Rolls Royce."
" Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?"
"He was the original owner!"
______________________________________...
In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone:
"Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin."
Not long after, the old maid died peacefully, and the undertaker told these men what the lady had said. The men went to carve it in, but as the lazy no-goods they were, they thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long. They simply wrote: "Returned un-opened."
______________________________________...
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans".
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
______________________________________...
Teacher : Let's take the example of the busy ant. He is busy all the time, works all day and every day. Then what happens ?
Little Johnny : " He gets stepped on. "
______________________________________...
Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire to?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire!"
Last Joke for the day,,,,hahaha or boo!!!??? Star for hahaha pls?
ok so i have spent approximately 2 hours reading ALL your jokes . and OMG, i laugh at each of them. where do you get them. you should be awarded the top contributor. seriouslyyyyyy, and the one that i really like is this one
Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.
He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.
The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the f*ck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".
The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"
i was reading this while i was in office and seriously i choked out laughing sooooooooo loud everyone came to my desk and wanted to see. they all laughed as wel.
omg. i serouisly worship you from now onn. POST MORE. post some jokes for " tea time " for " lunch hour " and more more more. hahahahhaha. i still can't stop lauging and reading your jokes.
keep it up.
Reply:Love them~! hehehehehehhehehehe
Reply:horreyy i just got 2 points
Reply:I like most of them, so STAR for you.
Reply:I liked them, star.
Reply:Thanks that made my Day!
Reply:well i like it..so STAR!
Reply:booo
Reply:thisi s a sure 5 star joke, and a sure rib-cracker......one to pass around and around and around and talk about at campfire this weekend
keep 'em coming...cheers
Reply:THey are pretty good, but I especially like the report card one!
Reply:lol theyre all good
but i like the old maid being a virgin one best
star!
Wife: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Hubby: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Wife: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
______________________________________...
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well, that's because we aren't married yet!
______________________________________...
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap!
______________________________________...
Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"
Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: "What? At 2 a.m.?!"
Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."
______________________________________...
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
" Honey, "the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!"
______________________________________...
Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
______________________________________...
"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.
"Terrible! "the roommate answered." He showed up his 1932 Rolls Royce."
" Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?"
"He was the original owner!"
______________________________________...
In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone:
"Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin."
Not long after, the old maid died peacefully, and the undertaker told these men what the lady had said. The men went to carve it in, but as the lazy no-goods they were, they thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long. They simply wrote: "Returned un-opened."
______________________________________...
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans".
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
______________________________________...
Teacher : Let's take the example of the busy ant. He is busy all the time, works all day and every day. Then what happens ?
Little Johnny : " He gets stepped on. "
______________________________________...
Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire to?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire!"
Last Joke for the day,,,,hahaha or boo!!!??? Star for hahaha pls?
ok so i have spent approximately 2 hours reading ALL your jokes . and OMG, i laugh at each of them. where do you get them. you should be awarded the top contributor. seriouslyyyyyy, and the one that i really like is this one
Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.
He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.
The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the f*ck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".
The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"
i was reading this while i was in office and seriously i choked out laughing sooooooooo loud everyone came to my desk and wanted to see. they all laughed as wel.
omg. i serouisly worship you from now onn. POST MORE. post some jokes for " tea time " for " lunch hour " and more more more. hahahahhaha. i still can't stop lauging and reading your jokes.
keep it up.
Reply:Love them~! hehehehehehhehehehe
Reply:horreyy i just got 2 points
Reply:I like most of them, so STAR for you.
Reply:I liked them, star.
Reply:Thanks that made my Day!
Reply:well i like it..so STAR!
Reply:booo
Reply:thisi s a sure 5 star joke, and a sure rib-cracker......one to pass around and around and around and talk about at campfire this weekend
keep 'em coming...cheers
Reply:THey are pretty good, but I especially like the report card one!
Reply:lol theyre all good
but i like the old maid being a virgin one best
star!
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